at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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