I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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