Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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