So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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