..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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