My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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