shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
one two three fourrrrnication!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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