is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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