let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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