I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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