My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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