actually, I'm a sock model
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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