sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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