He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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