Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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