I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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