I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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