I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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