I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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