how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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