In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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