I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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