3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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