If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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