for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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