i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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