just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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