how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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