What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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