i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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