4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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