I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I'm just crazy horny about you
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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