with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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