This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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