i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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