Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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