In the future we'll all be gay
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have fence marks all over my body
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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