no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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