Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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