brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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