is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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