Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I looked at my own cervix.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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