sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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