The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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