Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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