Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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