24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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