last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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