I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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