u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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