he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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