I'm going to jail i love you
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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