Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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