Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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