Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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