But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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