I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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