Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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