jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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