Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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